|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.|
@modernbaseball brought the kids in early. I can tell they’re ecstatic to be on a stage in front of this many people. Good for them!
if your boyfriend doesn’t touch your butt all the time is he even your boyfriend
I will never understand a man who doesn’t have his hands on the booty at all times. Worst kinds of dudes, in the same tier of “dudes who don’t go down on girls” and “dudes who sincerely say ‘no homo’.”
@fireworksmi once again proved why they are the best band writing music often called pop punk. They’ve never been any other band besides Fireworks for over seven years, and I think #OhCommonLife will be a milestone to their commitment to honest expression.